Genealogy Kit determines exactly what kind of mutt you have
Now you can give a scientifically accurate answer when someone asks what kind of mutt you’re walking on the end of that leash with this Genealogy Kit. Just swab some goo from your dog’s cheek and send it into the lab, and they’ll do some sophisticated testing to figure out exactly what breeds are present in your dog’s DNA.
The $59.95 price gets you a fancy certificate, spelling out exactly what percentages of 93% of the most common breeds in the U.S. encompass the ancestry of your beloved bowser. Or, if you’re an A.K.C.-registered purebred snob, this will be further proof of pedigree. Now you can strut around, confident that your dog is what you say he is.
Just hope when someone asks what kind of mutt that is on the end of that leash, the questioner is not talking to the dog.
