If you’re going to put a beer tap in your home, you’re treading a fine line between living the good life and living in a frat house. If you don’t focus on making it as classy as possible, people are going to assume you’re stuck at age 20 and can’t grow up. The Beertender, however, is way too expensive for a frat house, so it should leave you in the clear.

For $638, you can get a classy mini beer tap that’s decked out in leather and wood, like the interior of a luxury car. And what kind of frat guy cares about stuff like that? You’re just a classy dude who enjoys beer a whole lot. Yeah, that’s it.

Vodka and Co. via BornRich