Time for a little gadget PSA, fellas. Take a minute and consider the gadget you’re thinking about giving that special lady in your life. Is it pink? Skip it. Would you enjoy it more than her? Then it’s not a good gift, chief.

You know what? This is going to take longer than I thought. What we need here is a list. Well, it’s your lucky day — I happen to have one all ready. Click Continue to find out what six absurd gadget gifts will get you dumped faster than vegetables out of a stocking.