Steampunk and Christmas, in my humble opinion, go together like Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie. On the Intertubes, however, steampunk seems to be the gift that keeps on giving — it never goes out of fashion (although I keep waiting, breath a-bated).

Yes, dear reader, you can probably guess that I’m not the world’s biggest fan. So when my dear, esteemed editor penciled me in to do this steampunk gift guide, I said yes. Because I’m nice. So here are the weirdest prezzies that steampunk aficionados can buy each other for Christmas. Enjoy — I did.